Mark Twain
“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
Lady Gaga
“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t ...
Shel Silverstein
“The baby batScreamed out in fright,‘Turn on the dark,I’m afraid of the light.”
Steven Wright
“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”
Rita Rudner
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
Bob Marley
“Love the life you live. Live the life you love.”
Babe Ruth
“Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”
James Cameron
“If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success.”