Robert Redford
“He has the attention span of a lightening bolt.”
Funny
Will Ferrell
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
Sam Kinison
“It occurred to me that there wouldn’t be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!”
Bette Davis
“She is the original good time that was had by all.”
Dennis Wolfburg
“I told my wife I don’t want to be there at the birth. I don’t see why my evening should be ruined too.”
Franklin Jones
“A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.”
John Ciardi
“There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.”
Zoolander
“I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what it is.”
C.S. Lewis
“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.”