Catherynne M. Valente, The Boy Who Lost Fairyland

I’m not afraid of you!’ The wombat yelled. ‘I saw you get stuck in the washing machine once. Round and round you went! Who’s afraid of something that can’t defeat a rinse cycle?

Catherynne M. Valente, The Boy Who Lost Fairyland

I’m not afraid of you!’ The wombat yelled. ‘I saw you get stuck in the washing machine once. Round and round you went! Who’s afraid of something that can’t defeat a rinse cycle?